in Eve, while reading e/n threads on somethingawful is pretty relaxing.
Still reading up on song of ice and fire, I lost track of how many main storyline characters have been killed off already. Its great when the good guys AND bad guys die, I can never know what to expect from the plot. Although Arstan being Ser Barristan Selmy was pretty obvious. A master swordsman suddenly serving an exiled queen? Puh-lease, how many elite knights would do that. The book could use more action-scene fighting and less midget porn though.
There is a big red pimple on my nose and a 4 year old will not stop calling me Rudolph.
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international man of misery
by derekf
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international man of misery
About Me
- derek f
- In a galaxy far far away, a space alien's poop was unceremoniously ejected from the garbage chute of a spaceship. The space-poop floated through space in a trajectory that eventually collided with the earth's orbit. The poop fell from the skies and landed in present day Moldovia. Over time, a tall beautiful tree grew from the poop-seeds. It was the only tree in the world that grew corn on its leaves. That may or may not have had something to do with the space-corn that the aliens had in their space food that fateful day. A few thousand years later, and half a world away, Derek was born in Edmonton to two Chinese middle-class folks that mostly minded their own business. He enjoys corn, especially on his hot dogs.
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