so monday we watched flags of our fathers. Wars run on dollar bills that's what I learned, was it Oscar material? I don't think so.

Tuesday stayed at the office till 9pm working on that Excel for Regal hotel zzzzzzz.

The beard growing is not going well, I need some fertilizer.
Must arrive earlier to work so I can play more poker.

Peace

where was i

thursday - logged about 300 km mileage for an ugly ugly hotel chair.
friday - skipped work most of the day and went to sugar it was kinda gay i need to go out more to practice on my social skills why did I ask her how old she was RIGHT AWAY? DURRRR

saturday - 2 hours of sleep and a lot of Ender's Shadow. Good book.

now a mindless survey

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( x) Starsky and Hutch
( x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 7

(x ) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
( x) Napoleon Dynamite
( x) Labyrinth
() Saw
() Saw II
() White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 13


(x) Scream
( x) Scream 2
( x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
( x) American Pie 2
( x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 22

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( x) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x ) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 31

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( x) The Grinch
( x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
( x) Butterfly Effect
( x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far: 39

( x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
(x ) Lemony Snickets: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( x) Joe Dirt
( x) KING KONG
Total so far: 47

( ) A Cinderella Story
(x ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 52

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( x) Chicago
( x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( x) Hellboy
() Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 58

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
() The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 66

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
( x) Ocean's Eleven
( x) Ocean's Twelve
( x) Bourne Identity
( x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x ) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 75

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 80

( ) Best Bet
(x ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(x ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
( x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 93

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x ) Cruel Intentions
(x ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 106

( x) Swimfan
() Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 111

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 117

() Baseketball
(x ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( x) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History
( ) Three
Total so Far: 121

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
( x) Titanic
(x ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( x) Willard
Total so far: 127

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x ) Hulk
(x ) Dawn Of the Dead
() Hook
(x ) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( x) 28 days later
() Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 132

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 136

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 142

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Grand Total: 150


what a waste of 5 minutes

FUCK GOOOOOONS lol this dude new in town wants to go grab a beer
goons are neckbeard mouthbreathers IRL am i rite

watched babel yesterday - interestingly depressing. Not bad, I would probably watch it again just to catch the little idiosyncrasies that are scattered thoughout the film.

Going to zhuhai tomorrow to pick up a fucking sofa taking the 8:40am ferry -- FUCK. Time to start on the Bean version of Ender's Game.
Tomorrow's outlook: NOT PLEASANT. I already played courier today why do I have to play long distance sofa mover bitch over international waters FUUUUUCK GOOOOOONS

another day at work

Arsenal ++!!

So I cranked this out in the last couple days...now that I've decided on a layout scheme I can just get to work photoshopping the crappy catalogue pictures for the next two weeks! Glorious! Five or six more catalogues for the paper stuff. After that, a simple iframes based website for HTML retards (another week) and I'll have a month left to play with a Flash based website. It'll be fun to learn Flash I bet, properly this time. Also throw together a quick Powerpoint for the fair (maybe I'll just run the Flash website presentation on loop, but that means I'll have to built a slideshow presentation type thing into the website, and not just a pretty photo gallery.) Note to self, must not forget to steal map of Guangdong, that draws lines from our factories to Hong Kong, zooms out, and draws lines to major ports around the world. How is that not totally awesome???

Note to self, must not lose the loose leaflets of my website ideas strewn all over my desk.

This weekend

Friday - slept at 9pm.
Saturday, LIVERPOOL OVER CHELSEA CUNTS! 2 beers +2 milkshakes + whirlwind tour of LKF, home sweet home.


Sunday -

oh shit and SANDOR MOTHERFUCKIN CLEGANE & Gregor's storyline, holy jesus christ and TYWIN MR. BADASS STONE COLD LANNISTER

i'm like having my first ever multiple orgasm

....and i took it out right there and started rubbing one out

HBO + SONG OF ICE AND FUCKING FIRE = SEVEN HOURS OF THE WOW OMFG FUCK ME GOODNESS

thank you hbo

i will forgive you for cancelling Rome

please don't fuck this up its a pretty deep novel, you can cut fuck off characters like Catelyn and Sansa but PLEASE KEEP TYRION ARYA ROBB JON JAIME CERSEI AND BRAN for the hodor comedy factor

and then i was like wow

yeah, i made this at work, its approximately 148% cooler than the old one they're using.


last weekend was pretty crazy, and now i'm in trouble with the parents! WOO! I guess I'm destined to dine and wine with my elders for the rest of my stay here. 25 year olds at wall street haha.
I am also waiting on those damn Muse tickets. SELL THEM ALREADY

well hong kong internet is at 99% capacity

it took me twenty times to load this page
it was a hellish plane ride
i'll write more when the internet is working

leaving on a jet plane

and erica said she gave me a good seat with personal TV right behind business class!

it'll be just like being in business. (a row behind)

goodbye toronto you frozen wasteland you

happy new year to me

my new years resolution is to find out what happens when ever increasing amounts of mentos goes into pepsi and graph it on excel


and try not to die in a plane crash