Space is a Big Place

by derekf

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Friday - slept at 9pm.
Saturday, LIVERPOOL OVER CHELSEA CUNTS! 2 beers +2 milkshakes + whirlwind tour of LKF, home sweet home.

Sunday -

Posted by derek f at 1:32 PM

international man of misery

derek f: In a galaxy far far away, a space alien's poop was unceremoniously ejected from the garbage chute of a spaceship. The space-poop floated through space in a trajectory that eventually collided with the earth's orbit. The poop fell from the skies and landed in present day Moldovia. Over time, a tall beautiful tree grew from the poop-seeds. It was the only tree in the world that grew corn on its leaves. That may or may not have had something to do with the space-corn that the aliens had in their space food that fateful day. A few thousand years later, and half a world away, Derek was born in Edmonton to two Chinese middle-class folks that mostly minded their own business. He enjoys corn, especially on his hot dogs.