my new years resolution is to find out what happens when ever increasing amounts of mentos goes into pepsi and graph it on excel
and try not to die in a plane crash
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international man of misery
by derekf
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international man of misery
About Me
- derek f
- In a galaxy far far away, a space alien's poop was unceremoniously ejected from the garbage chute of a spaceship. The space-poop floated through space in a trajectory that eventually collided with the earth's orbit. The poop fell from the skies and landed in present day Moldovia. Over time, a tall beautiful tree grew from the poop-seeds. It was the only tree in the world that grew corn on its leaves. That may or may not have had something to do with the space-corn that the aliens had in their space food that fateful day. A few thousand years later, and half a world away, Derek was born in Edmonton to two Chinese middle-class folks that mostly minded their own business. He enjoys corn, especially on his hot dogs.
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- so monday we watched flags of our fathers. Wars ru...
- where was i
- FUCK GOOOOOONS lol this dude new in town wants to ...
- another day at work
- This weekend
- oh shit and SANDOR MOTHERFUCKIN CLEGANE & Gregor's...
- ....and i took it out right there and started rubb...
- and then i was like wow
- well hong kong internet is at 99% capacity
- leaving on a jet plane
- happy new year to me
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